Thanks, I painted the background myself.

dancinwithabottle: admiralwithoutships: Fancast...

Sat, 25 May 2013 05:20:03 -0400

admiralwithoutships:

Fancast meme: Firefly → 1 of 8 alternate universe premises

1920s - “So, what are we doing?” “Crime!”

After fighting in the trenches of the Great War, Malcolm Reynolds and Zoe Washburne open a restaurant in Manhattan. Serenity’s a bit dingy and a lot disreputable-looking, but it is a front for a speakeasy and other not-so-legal enterprises. Jayne Cobb’s intimidatin’ person makes public relations a breeze, and no one on the East Coast is half the getaway driver Hoban “Wash” Washburne is. Kaylee Frye’s young, but she’s a genius when comes to keeping Serenity running. Good thing too, no one else has a clue how restaurants and speakeasies work. Inara Serra lends the operation some respectability. Can’t be too bad a place if you’ve got a talented jazz singer, right? Things get a little complicated when the Tam siblings come crashing through with the Bureau of Investigation hot on their heels. Simon gave up a glittering surgical career to break River out of a fancy government-funded boarding school upstate. He says they were messing with her mind. Whether or not that’s true, she’s definitely a bit in the way of Zelda Fitzgerald. It’s a heap of trouble, but the crew doesn’t have to explain gunshot wounds to nosy nurses anymore. For some reason, Derrial Book’s hanging around, and he knows an awful lot about shady folk and their ways for a pastor. Not much they can do about that: the guy’s a real help. Still, it ain’t easy. Plans never go smooth and it’s a bit too easy to catch a bullet between the eyes, especially when everyone in town thinks you’re a man of honor in a den of thieves. But at the end of the day, after they’ve outrun cops and outgunned competition, they still got Serenity. It ain’t much, but it’s enough.

This show…….

Is there any hope that this is written somewhere? Because I really want to read it.

amuseoffyre: samandriel: thefear-behindyoureyes: fudgeflies: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:47:56 -0400

amuseoffyre:

samandriel:

thefear-behindyoureyes:

fudgeflies:

soheeisamasian:

prettyoddx:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK

I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT

dude dope 2111 is legit the best beauty guru on youtube, i’m convinced she’s magic.

holy fucking shit fuck

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WITCHCRAFT.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST WATCHED. SHE JUST LEGIT DID PHOTOSHOP ON HER FACE WITH MAKEUP. I DO NOT COMPREHEND.

What we're reading

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:20:04 -0400

aauw:

The most recent national security issue.

The Pentagon gets a high five.

The social cult of fat hatred.

Tourists get a good view of the poor and underprivileged.

“As soon as that baby’s lips touched that girl’s bosom.” - Some guy said that women are bad at macro trading. Followup fun fact: the small amount of funds run by women outperformed those run by men.

Look! It’s a bunch of wonderful things that Amy Poehler has said.

We’re really freaking excited about Arrested Development.

"You will never get a fan to care more about clothes, cars, shoes, or household products than they do..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:52:39 -0400

“You will never get a fan to care more about clothes, cars, shoes, or household products than they do about whether Sterek is going to happen on Teen Wolf.”

- Why Yahoo can buy Tumblr, but it can’t buy Fandom

The unspoken truth behind Yahoo’s much-touted bid to court Tumblr’s younger demographic is that for all intents and purposes, Tumblr culture is fandom culture. There are still plenty of other spaces where fandom exists, but we have never had such a megalithic and central social platform so visibly united under one umbrella. …

Even as Yahoo insists nothing will change, business analysts and media experts are speculating that the company intends to plumb Tumblr for its advertising potential. But if that’s the case, Yahoo should know that when you market to fandom, you have to adopt a whole new way of thinking about marketing, brand advertising, and consumer loyalty. [READ MORE]
(via fuckyeahstilesderek)

Sherlock: I don't have friends.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:30:12 -0400

Sherlock: I don't have friends.
Merlin: All my friends are dead.
Doctor Who: All my friends are dead.
Supernatural: All my friends are dead.
Hannibal: I want to eat all my friends.
The Walking Dead: All of my friends want to eat me
Once Upon a Time: I'm related to all of my friends.

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:29:26 -0400

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

perfection.

"A Seattle Times review of a recent Madonna tour stop praises the artist for “rocking us as a..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:14 -0400

“

A Seattle Times review of a recent Madonna tour stop praises the artist for “rocking us as a feminist icon” and applauds the singer for her brazen sexuality: “stripping down to a bra, then pulling her pants down below a thong and baring her cheeks to the Key [Arena].” Even the Guardian’s Freeman, in an ode to Like a Prayer, the writer’s favorite album, speaks longingly about Madonna’s midriff-baring ’80s fashion and the video to the title track, which “featured a woman named Madonna apparently giving a blow job to a black Jesus.”

Through a career that has included crotch-grabbing, nudity, BDSM, Marilyn Monroe fetishizing, and a 1992 book devoted to sex, Madonna has been viewed as a feminist provocateur, pushing the boundaries of acceptable femininity. But Beyoncé’s use of her body is criticized as thoughtless and without value beyond male titillation, providing a modern example of the age-old racist juxtaposition of animalistic black sexuality vs. controlled, intentional, and civilized white sexuality.

”

- All Hail the Queen? | Bitch Media (via npr)

totallyhawkward: END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY! School ends in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:20:19 -0400

Oh look it's all the stuff :o

Extra set given to me by some lady o.o

HULK and THOR

Goes on your wall and glows BLUE

Okay... my dogs may have chewed the slip cover, sorry D:

Goes on your wall and glows BLUE

totallyhawkward:

END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!

School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:

Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light

Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light

The Hunger Games Trilogy

Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups

Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)

Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)

So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing.

RULES

Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.

Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.

6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.

This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.

I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US.

Any Questions, my ask box is open.

cameronclarke: jessikarp: cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:01:08 -0400

cameronclarke:

jessikarp:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

We basically need mental health safe words.

Yeah!

thedailywhat: Cute Overload of the Day: Mia Grace Knows Her...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:40:16 -0400

thedailywhat:

Cute Overload of the Day: Mia Grace Knows Her Marvel Super Heroes

Mia Grace is a four-year-old who knows a thing or two about Marvel superheroes. This is the proud future of America.

That is the greatest thing I’ve seen this week.

OUAT fic/podfic

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:00:16 -0400

tenoko1:

I love the show Once Upon A Time. OUAT and Supernatural are the only shows I watch every week. I want to get more involved in the OUAT fandom and make podfics for it. (podfic is fanfic in audiobook form. Its amazing.)

Is there fanfic for OUAT? Is that a thing for it? Last I checked was back in season one and there wasn’t much. Is it growing? Can we make this a thing? Fanfic and podfic for OUAT?

I know Rumbelle has A TON OF FICS LIKE OH MY GOD WOW

there are a handful of really nice domestic “what if Emma had gotten at least one parent, or something” I like those a lot. I’ve only heard like 3 ouat podfics though… which is a total shame.

thored: if you’re not already following Joss Whedon on...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:20:16 -0400

thored:

if you’re not already following Joss Whedon on twitter

i highly recommend it

It is a total treat to follow him on Twitter.

Phoenix Fangirls: About my uncle.

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:07:13 -0400

Phoenix Fangirls: About my uncle.:

phoenixwrites:

My uncle’s family had a lot of financial problems. My uncle did not have a life insurance policy, so he’s not leaving anything behind and they don’t even have money for funeral arrangements.

It would mean so, so much to me if you guys could donate even a tiny little bit to…

Signal Boost

vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:51:35 -0400

vriska-ler:

“women aren’t allowed to—”

“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”

“men are biologically better than women at—”

“only men can/should—”

“it’s not ladylike to—”

“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”

“men are dominant and superior—”

“women have to—”

“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”

“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”

“women should wear—”

Miss Bagel Who to YOU: You are now a timelord

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:18:05 -0400

Miss Bagel Who to YOU: You are now a timelord:

lissy-strata:

carlybelle:

marypunzel:

small-magical-mean-world:

tardistopanem:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration…

I’m 612 years old, I have a-Bagel (there could be some jokes in there) for a companion, I look like me (imagine a TARDIS full of plus-size couture, punk street wear and neon high tops oh god), and I’m the …hmm The Speech-Language Pathologist is too much. Can I just go with The Director seeing as my dad was Director of Radiology for most of his career.

Yes. that works.

MUAHA I LOVE IT

You are the child of River Song and the 11th Doctor :D

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:10:45 -0400

I do have the hair.

Also, you are amazing and I love you.

miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:48:40 -0400

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

Please answer this and make my world a better place

Bruce Lee had me up to three miles a day, really at a good...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:20:17 -0400

Bruce Lee had me up to three miles a day, really at a good pace. We’d run the three miles in twenty-one or twenty-two minutes. Just under eight minutes a mile [Note: when running on his own in 1968, Lee would get his time down to six-and-a half minutes per mile]. So this morning he said to me “We’re going to go five.” I said, “Bruce, I can’t go five. I’m a helluva lot older than you are, and I can’t do five.” He said, “When we get to three, we’ll shift gears and it’s only two more and you’ll do it.” I said “Okay, hell, I’ll go for it.” So we get to three, we go into the fourth mile and I’m okay for three or four minutes, and then I really begin to give out. I’m tired, my heart’s pounding, I can’t go any more and so I say to him, “Bruce if I run any more,” –and we’re still running-”if I run any more I’m liable to have a heart attack and die.” He said, “Then die.” It made me so mad that I went the full five miles. Afterward I went to the shower and then I wanted to talk to him about it. I said, you know, “Why did you say that?” He said, “Because you might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.”

Oh the werewolf, the werewolf Comes stepping along He don’t...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:00 -0400

Oh the werewolf, the werewolf
Comes stepping along
He don’t even break the branches where he’s gone

narvaezs: friendly reminder this video is a thing This is too...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:20:11 -0400

narvaezs:

friendly reminder this video is a thing

This is too perfect.

I mean my god man.